Time until someone makes a reference to Erica Barnett..... 5,4,3.......

The frames reference is perfect.

Two wine bottles in his pants? Impressive.

I'm sure this was his first offense so he was released on his own recognizance to bless Capitol Hill the following day. Justice was served, no "recipt" needed.

Assault, robbery, AND possession of stolen goods - I'm pretty sure he's going to get a little bit more than a mere "slap on the wrist".

Janken? Sounds fun...

This is pretty awesome. I knew rock-paper-scissors games could get out of hand but my god... SOLID GOLD. Wine down the pants... didn't see that cuming :D

Great details on the stolen check.

I wonder how the victim got into a rock-paper-scissors battle with this psycho in the first place?

Why would an intellectual embrace a subtle loser in the thought game, else seeking a person of lower order to assume the loser position, a given. Antagonizing a person of lower order and presumably unstable, for laughs, reveals how upper-class member insecurity bases status on "being better" than others, this maniac most obviously. Still, the attack reaction may have been provoked.