Russell Wilson--not getting any.
Russell Wilson—not getting any. Rena Schild / Shutterstock.com

Russell Wilson stopped by the Rock Church in San Diego on Sunday to talk about his faith. Although the Seattle Seahawks' quarterback continues to wrestle with contract negotiations, he was affable and willing to dig in on the tough topics—including his sex life with R&B artist Ciara. Apparently the gorgeous pair, against incredible odds, have managed to abstain from sex?!

You see, God spoke to Wilson in Ciara's dressing room and said, "I need you to lead her," before He told them to hold off for a second too. Wilson claims, "He has anointed both of us and I know that he's calling for us to do something miraculous. I told her… If you can really love somebody without [sex], then you can really love somebody." I, however, am not really buying this story because I, like Wilson and 51 million other people, have seen the video for "I Bet."

The sex talk comes up around the 22 minute mark.

• On Saturday, July 4, the Foo Fighters celebrated their 20th anniversary in Washington, D.C. As we previously reported, Dave Grohl broke his leg when he walked off the stage in Gothenburg, Sweden. This led to the Foo Fighters canceling a string of tour dates, including their headlining slot at Glastonbury Festival. However, Grohl did not want to miss the band's 20th anniversary. So, as he describes in the video below, he popped a couple of Oxycontin and drew a throne for himself while he was super high. It helped support his broken leg, which is still in a cast, so the show could go on.

• Meanwhile, over in Denmark, Damon Albarn played a five-hour set and eventually had to be carried off the stage at Roskilde festival. When they threatened to pull the plug, Albarn launched into a cover of The Clash's "Should I Stay Or Should I Go" and encouraged the audience to chant, "We want more!" in an attempt to keep the set going. Stage Manager "Big Dave" Prentice had to grab Albarn by the waist, hoist him into the air, and physically remove him from the premises because he'd broken the 4 am curfew by approximately five minutes. (To be fair, it was four o'clock in the morning. I'd have been grumpy about the situation myself.) Albarn and the other musicians continued to play backstage, while the crowd danced outside the tent.

• If you live in Finland, and you feel that a concert didn't meet your performative standards, then there's a chance you can get the price of your ticket reimbursed—at least partially. According to the BBC, Finland's Consumer Disputes Board ruled that the concert organizer should reimburse 50 percent of all ticket prices for a Chuck Berry concert that took place in 2013 in Helsinki. (Berry apologized to the audience while on stage for being unwell.) But don't think that your own personal preference is the only factor. Paul Stahlberg, the board's chairman, said, "What is significant is a generally agreed view that the concert was a failure, as it was in the Chuck Berry case." So remember to poll the people sitting around you before you leave and file a claim.

• Now that we have all had the proper amount of time to marvel at Rihanna's video for "Bitch Better Have My Money," we can note that one of her cohorts in the video is a local! Sanam is a Seattle resident who RiRi discovered on Instagram. She DM'd her the message, "Hey, I have this idea I want to run by you. I think you're so fucking rare. Let me know if you're interested." Sanam told VICE that she quickly wrote back (which is the correct response when Rihanna sends you any form of communication) and two days later, she was flown to LA to appear in the video. Apparently, the crew told her to act like a "bad bitch" and Rihanna gave her lots of compliments. I think this means we should all watch the video at least five more times. Yes? Yes. (We'll add to the 18.5 million views it's wracked up since it's debut on July 2.)