Best t-shirt about spankings
Best T-shirt about spankings. Kelly O

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Best t-shirt with Bart Simpson: Moor Gang with Gift of Gab
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Best (youngest!) music journalist
Best (youngest!) music journalist. Kelly O

Best summer fur vest
Best summer fur vest. Kelly O

Best real fur: This dog bouncing on a trampoline, soliciting tummy rubs from strangers
Best real fur: This dog bouncing on a trampoline, soliciting tummy rubs from strangers. Kelly O

Best nod to 80s glam bands like Poison, in makeup: Meatbodies.
Best nod to ’80s glam bands like Poison: Meatbodies. Kelly O

Best funniest stage banter about wearing extra-large pantyhose: The Julie Ruin
Best stage banter (about wearing the wrong size pantyhose): The Julie Ruin. Kelly O

Best sunglasses and shorts
Best sunglasses and shorts! Kelly O

Best toe shoes... WAIT, WHAT?
Best toe shoes... WAIT, WHAT?Kelly O

Best food: The Empire Cookie Lyon cookie (yes, its really an edible cookie!)
Best food: The "Empire" Cookie Lyon cookie (yes, an actual edible cookie).

Best kid having best fun with his Dad
Best kid having best fun with his dad. Kelly O

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Best blue and dark purple. Kelly O

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Best lavender.

Best purple and green
Best purple and green. Kelly O

Best baby blue
Best baby blue.

Best good ole fashioned blonde
Best good ol' fashioned platinum blonde: Shannon Shaw of Shannon and the Clams. Kelly O

Best hot pink! Dayum!
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Absolute best red (especially with a red hat)
Best red-hot red. Kelly O

Best Sleepless in Seattle pajama worn as dress: Chastity Belts Julia Shapiro
Best Sleepless in Seattle nightshirt worn as dress: Chastity Belt's Julia Shapiro (not pictured: food stain). Kelly O

Overheard best comment on this guys getup: Whoah, did he SWIM HERE?
Overheard best comment on this guy's getup: "Whoa, did he SWIM HERE?" Kelly O

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