This week's Drunk of the Week superstar wasn't the only person "dressed to the nines" at the 33rd Annual Montana Testicle Festival. I went there to eat some Rocky Mountain oysters. I met some pretty radical humans. Please enjoy the photos after the jump! Also, I repeat: NSFW.

Best bikini Ive ever seen?
Best bikini I've ever seen? Kelly O

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This little yellow number is pretty great too
This little yellow number is pretty great, too. Kelly O

PINK PINK PINK PINK
PINK PINK PINK PINK!
Kelly O

I guess his pants can NEVER fall down?
I guess his pants can NEVER fall down? Kelly O

Oopsie! His pants did though!
Oopsie! His did though! Kelly O

You aint got thing, if you aint got that SWING! Doo wop, doo wop, doo wop!
IT ROCKS! I think it even says so in the Bible? Kelly O

Leather corsets on biker chicks rule too
Leather corsets on biker chicks rock, too. Kelly O

Young biker back patch
Young biker back patch. Kelly O

Old biker back patch: Sons of Arthritis—The Ibuprofen Chapter
Old biker back patch: Sons of Arthritis—The Ibuprofen Chapter. Kelly O

Johnny Cash 4-Ever
Johnny Cash 4-Ever!!! Kelly O

Duh. Everybody shoulda been
Duh. Everybody should have. Kelly O

No beer in his beer belt, but still fashion forward
No beer in his beer belt, but still pretty fashion forward. Kelly O

Now THAT is a cowboy shirt!
Now THAT is a cowboy shirt! Kelly O

This shirt is called Peek-A-Boob
This shirt is called "Peek-A-Boob." Kelly O

I loved every single one of the brave ladies in the wet t-shirt contest
I loved every single one of the brave ladies in the wet T-shirt contest. Kelly O

The Undie 500 relay racers were pretty excellent too
The "Undie 500" racers were pretty excellent, too. Kelly O

The owner of Testy Fest and the Rock Creek Lodge doesnt need crazy clothes, um, because: ARMS
Mr. Powers, owner of Testy Fest and Rock Creek Lodge, doesn't need crazy clothes because: ARMS. Kelly O

Teeny-weeny WEED BIKINI!
Teeny-weeny WEED BIKINI! Kelly O

This Sturgis shirt is slipping dangerously close into juggalo territory
This Sturgis shirt is slipping dangerously close to juggalo territory. Kelly O

Say what you mean, and mean what you say
Say what you mean, and mean what you say. Kelly O

I wonder if this necklace is so heavy it hurts her neck?
I wonder if this necklace is so heavy it hurts her neck? Kelly O

Hey! You have that girls neckace in your jean shorts pocket!
Hey! You have that girl's neckace in your jeans pocket... Kelly O

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Wait a minute, something that looks an awful lot like that girls necklace is just hanging outta his shorts!
Wait, something that looks like that girl's necklace is hanging outta his shorts! Kelly O

This biker chick made the whole festival for me. Shes free and doesnt give one f*ck what you think about her
This biker chick made the whole festival for me. She's totally free and doesn't give ONE F*CK what you think. Kelly O

My friend said it best, LIVE FAST, DIE OLD. And nobody has more fun than the people at the Testy Fest
My friend said it best: "LIVE FAST, DIE OLD." Nobody has more fun than the people at the Testy Fest. Kelly O