Why Am I Always the Last to Know?

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Seattleblues will be so pleased.
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Don't you know The Customer Is Always Right?
Stay home;>
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Isn't Savage Love syndicated? Maybe some paper elsewhere just dropped SL and LW doesn't realize he needs to write to the editors of that paper.
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Um does this mean you'll be going to work over at Civic Skunk Works?
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I think Dan is going to see the error of his way sand become a chief strategist for the Republican Party. He'll be doing outreach for gender non-normative republicans (they keep their lights on).
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@3

This seems like an email to the Stranger. Dan wouldn't know the placement of his column in other papers.
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Quite frankly, with the way some writers disappear from here and you're all un-unionized, I figured you would just find your stranger blog editor login status adjusted to "user" .
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Well Dan, you can always fall back on directing theatre again - that's pretty lucrative these days, right?
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Bit bloody late @10.44am, to be deciding if you'll head into work.
See, this is what the Republicans are talking about, a country on its knees.
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@5 - Capital idea! He can liaison with the HRC and those stout fellows in the Log Cabin Republicans.
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Grow up.
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You're beyond famous when you have your very own Lazlo Toth.
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@9 hah! of course, republican-trust-funders don't have to go to work, they have people to do that for them

@12 found the wiki entry on Laszlo Toth but still don't get your reference / the connection to this comment thread? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laszlo_Tot… please fill me in, I guess i'm a bit leotarded
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Did anyone other than me google the LW's unusual name?
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@14, OK, I google image'd the name (in quotes to be sure both were matched together). On p. 1 results: pics of Rick Santorum and Donald Trump. WTF!
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I thought the name was an anagram.
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@13: "Laszlo Toth" is also the alter ego of Don "Father Guido Sarducci" Novello, who under that name trolled famous people and corporations by writing letters to them and then publishing the letters and responses. Kind of like Joe Orton and his "Edna Welthorp (Mrs)."
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Except Novello spelled it without an "s", as @12 correctly did.
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Poor Joe. He didn't see that coming..
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I wonder if this has anything to do with getting rid of Free Will Astrology.
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I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
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@21 - as completely random non-sequiturs go, that is among the best I have ever heard. I owe you my afternoon laugh.