That was charming two months ago when it first came out. Should we call you Rip Dan Winkle?

OK, shoot me. I'm a monster.

@1: The Internet is a race and you won!

I'd assume the soldier felt terrible but it's hard to say since "the whole picture" clip ends immediately after she's struck

Great, I spewed vodka all over my keyboard at work.

I'M A MONSTER!

I'm a monster, too.

Yes, yes. I'm a monster.

Ha! Take that, women in the military.

Oh no. I'm a monster. That poor kid, like wtf just happened.

Why is there an article, "the", before Queen Elizabeth in the headline?

@12 my guess is they started out saying "The Queen" and then realized they'd better be specific which queen (Denmark? State Fair?) they were talking about, so they added her name & number but forgot to take out the "the."

I remember a couple years ago when jack kevorkian died, listening to a rememberance by daniel shore on NPR. He recalled an interview in which he asked the doctor if he knew, and how he felt about his frequently being thought of as something like a Frankenstein's monster.

Said the doctor responded and asked if he'd read mary shelly's Frankenstein and shore replied that he had. "Then you'll surely recall," kevorkian replied, and he leaned in close to his interviewer chillingly, "that in shelly's work, the scientists creation isn't the monster. Society is the monster.

Fuck her diseased parents for using their child as a humanizer of that fascist austerity preaching bitch

Clearly the guard is an Ayn Rand fan, giving the little parasite what she deserves. She probably asked him for food or money.

@15

Thank you. I hate the queen, too.

@12 - or maybe they thought the lady in the blue coat was an ocean liner.