Today Is the Day Balzac Died from Drinking Too Much Coffee

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Balzac was very straightforward about his habit of masturbating to stimulate his creative process. This is why Rodin sculpted him naked, fondling his cock.
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@1..dude's name was balzac.
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I columbused percolators.

Makes coffee so good I might join Balzac.
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Writing is a coffee-lover's dream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvCeIXnJ…
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Would it have been too much to state the year when this happened? Even in an entertaining "news" post, basic facts are still important. (1850 btw)
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Best part is you can get that much caffeine from only 30 modern cups
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If this was a ploy to get me to go across the street for mid-afternoon coffee, it worked.