Slog Sep 5, 2015 9:13 PM

Kim Davis: Letter From the Derpingham Jail

by Dan Savage

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Wow. I expected her to compare herself to Rosa Parks, but misspelling her name and complaining that Parks had it comparatively easy? Incidentally, did you know that Davis' daughter is a suspected dognapper
Joe Glibmoron on September 5, 2015 at 9:24 PM · Report this
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On second thought, the line about Rosa Parks could have been an ill-conceived attempt at humor on Davis' part. I'd prefer beleive that rather than the alternative, which is that she genuinely believes she has it worse than a black civil rights activist in mid-fifties Alabama.
Joe Glibmoron on September 5, 2015 at 9:33 PM · Report this
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Her lawyers compared her to a Jew in Nazi Germany. I'm so done.
venomlash on September 5, 2015 at 9:34 PM · Report this
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Re: Update:

Well, if she can't spell, who's to say she knows how to count. So it could be real. Maybe she meant to refer to Luke 6:19.
seatackled on September 5, 2015 at 10:03 PM · Report this
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Or rather 16:19.
seatackled on September 5, 2015 at 10:03 PM · Report this
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How do you men get to look so good into middle age.
This woman is sure wasting a lot of tax payers money. Paid for a job she won't do and now free food at the county jail. Hope she feels good and guilty.
LavaGirl on September 6, 2015 at 1:00 AM · Report this
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Can I come have a drink too?

So, I no longer have TV or watch TV. I'm sure CNN is having a field day with this psycho. Also, are we really surprised? We Southerners have nothing better to do than be hypocrites,bible thumping idiots who want to police everyone's morality while being horrible human beings. I'd rather the whack jobs are online rather than offline doing their terrorizing.

SRK83 on September 6, 2015 at 6:13 AM · Report this
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@ Lavagirl: She either doesn't have the awareness to realise the point you made or her persecution complex is so strong she feels she deserves it. I'm going with the second reason.
SRK83 on September 6, 2015 at 6:14 AM · Report this
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Ha ha!
#GodHatesAdultery: Westboro Baptist church turns on Kim Davis for causing ‘F*g marriage’

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/godhates…
seatackled on September 6, 2015 at 7:35 AM · Report this
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This is my favorite Kim Davis-related thing.
You're welcome.
nocutename on September 6, 2015 at 8:13 AM · Report this
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@10: This is my favorite:
Sitnexto Kim Davis @nexttokimdavis

#KimDavis - DID GOD ORDER YOU NOT TO REFILL THE XEROX TRAY, TOO? GODDAMN IT SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO GO HOME TO OUR FIRST HUSBAND
4:11 PM - 2 Sep 2015
nocutename on September 6, 2015 at 8:16 AM · Report this
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In which paragraph is Luke noted? She cites Isaiah, not Luke.
By Golly on September 6, 2015 at 8:22 AM · Report this
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@10, and thank you!
Sandiai on September 6, 2015 at 8:33 AM · Report this
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@10: You just made waiting for the bus a lot more enjoyable. Thank FSM I was alone, because I was cackling like a B-movie mad scientist. "Bring diet Dew" just about made me pass out.
Knat on September 6, 2015 at 9:27 AM · Report this
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@10, thank you so much.... partly because it linked to this: http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/mike-huc…

Take a moment to think about President Huckabee signing legislation and meeting with foreign leaders from jail.
this guy I know in Spokane on September 6, 2015 at 9:34 AM · Report this
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In Dan's defense, Kim Davis might be legally retarded, so it was believable.
sirkowski on September 6, 2015 at 9:52 AM · Report this
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I'm just happy to know my prediction from Thursday, that we would see something exactly like this from her, hasn't - yet - come true.
COMTE on September 6, 2015 at 12:16 PM · Report this
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The highlighted links in this article were a mess--a nonsensical mess. Jesus--the lack of proofing and editing of Dan's posts is getting annoying.
Call me Scott on September 6, 2015 at 2:33 PM · Report this
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Ok, Scott, give the man a break. It was Saturday Night, he was getting drunk with that good looking guy.
LavaGirl on September 6, 2015 at 3:11 PM · Report this
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Wait..Wait..Wait..Wait... THERES A PLACE CALLED DERPINGHAM?! Alright, now I think we're being scammed. I lol'd so hard.
AzD83 on September 6, 2015 at 4:18 PM · Report this
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Always remember... Christians aren't Christians. They only say they are to get money and/or sympathy. They're really just terrorists.
Urgutha Forka on September 7, 2015 at 12:24 AM · Report this
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@21 - oh, some Christians are Christians. Not many though. If someone actually followed Jesus' instructions to the letter, they'd make a Hare Krishna look half-assed.
Lance Thrustwell on September 8, 2015 at 6:17 AM · Report this