Blogs Oct 7, 2015 at 8:08 am

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I think I have a pretty decent chance of getting laid tonight, so yeah, they're probably right. Nice knowin' ya, everyone!
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The guy's been wrong before, so I wouldn't empty my bank account and go on a bender just yet.
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my brain nearly ended 2 minutes into the scrolling text
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Hopefully not, because tomorrow, 8 October, is National Hydrogen & Fuel Cell Day!

http://bit.ly/1VPOYt9

http://hydrogenandfuelcellday.org

#HydrogenNow

#FuelCellsNow
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Hmm. Is it fair for them to call that a video when all it is is scrolling text? I'm not so sure. Thankfully, it won't make any difference in about 15 hours. But is this going to be a rolling end of the world, with Australia starting first, like at New Years Eve?
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Also, Happy Birthday to my Mom and my Niece Tasha!
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If I were God, I'd rapture everyone who says any particular day is the end of the world, and then keep them in an eight foot by eight foot cell with a leaky toilet for all eternity.
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Happy Birthday to you, Dan! Much ♥

Nice reading y'all, Sloggers.......

In the words of doomsday minister Harold Camping:

“When September 6, 1994, arrives, no one else can become saved. The end has come.”

“And now, we have no option. We can't say 'maybe' 'it's possible' 'it looks very probable...' No way! We have to say this is what the Bible teaches! This is fact! May 21, 2011 is the day of the Rapture, it is the day that Judgment Day begins...”

“Thus, we must realize that October 21, 2011 will be the final day of this earth’s existence.”

"We realize that many people are hoping they will know the date of Christ's return," Camping wrote in March 2012. "We humbly acknowledge we were wrong about the timing."
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December 16, 2013 "Doomsday minister dead at 92"
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@4: Top five reasons why the hydrogen economy will not pan out:
1. HYDROGEN IS NOT A FUEL SUPPLY
2. HIBRODEN IS NOP A FEUL SPPLUY
3. HARGOBLEM LD NIY E VULL ZUBLY
4. MIDROHEM SI WOB DA FEWL ESPLAY
5. GYDROHEM NIZ TON A FWELL PUSPLY
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The Aztecs and maybe the Incas believed the world could be destroyed the last five days of EVERY year unless they fed the blood lust of their gods by ripping an appropriate number of beating hearts out of live sacrificial victims.

Hey, it worked for them.

I guess it's progress thatnour own crazy end of the worlders aren't allowed human sacrifice.
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@9 - I don't know nuthin' about hydrogen or whether it is or ain't a fuel supply, but that shit was funny, bro.

@10 - Darn it, now I'm hungry.
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@10: "...our own crazy end of the worlders aren't allowed human sacrifice."

Sez who? This is exactly why the NRA is so important!
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You know what? Who cares if "all previous prophecies concerning the end of the world" didn't come true... IT ONLY TAKES ONCE. #YouHaveBeenWarned
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Not soon enough.
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Dan. I want to know if you watched the whole thing.
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Happy birthday!
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As the world is a globe and I live in GMT +11, it's already the 8th October and a beautiful day.

If the religious don't want to be mocked, they should stop talking shit.
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16+ minutes long? Hahaha, no.
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Gee! They've accumulated enough self doubt to include 'likely' in their claim. In the Good Old Dayes our apocalyptic nut-jobs had REAL certainty.
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TL;DR

Other than that, happy 39th birthday, Dan!
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Geeesssshhhhh......... I thought the end of the world would hurt a lot more. As far as I can tell, the day after the end, pretty much just like yesterday.

Please wait...

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