The Stranger's not going to make it anywhere near 50, much less 150, is it? Will it even make it to 25?

Much in the way that Dan Savage cannot participate in a reasoned discussion with Rick Santorum, I don't see how I as the victim of Sawant's anti-Italian (anti-Spanish, anti-Portguese, anti-Western Civilization) edicts can make me wish anything then that she and her cronies in Seattle end up defenestrated by in the next election.

Here's what I came up with after pie and coffee at Kent's Pie Lab (get it, Skylab, Pie...well anyway..)

Sawant, n., A festering concoction of lukerhea and smegma that oozes out of the pustules of a half-dead alpaca baking in the sunshine.

It's so refreshing to hear reasoned, seasoned, nuanced thinking on progressive issues. I realize this is an interview but it makes me long for that possibility at the Stranger... More, please, Eli...