Police Reports Illustrated: On the Hunt for Some Asshole Pirates

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1
Phi Sigma Awwrrr
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Pirates were not found? .
3
Whuh? It cut off the second sentence. "This is my shocked face" (at pirates not being found inside frat house).
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Thank you !
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Are police even useful for dealing with crimes of assault? It seems like this kind of story practically always goes this way.
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So shut the fraternity down anyway.