I recognize that you were assigned to write a Halloween-themed article, but this is just an advertisement for the man's mental problems. It's sad and shouldn't be encouraged.
I love this so much. Dennis and Ken. The Jimi poem and the kisses on his face. I kiss you too Jimi. I don't mess around with ghosts but I'm calling Ken if and when I encounter.
Looks like commenter 6 woke up with their panties on a little too tight. Solk512, here is what you should do- never look at the internet again. Better for you, better for us all.
Yelahneb, I suggest listening to Ken. Don't piss off any ghosts.