I should be using this post to make you look at this really cute butt and also further tease the woman that ran out of HUMP! last Friday WITHOUT WEARING ANY PANTS, but instead I want to tell you about "always awesome" Darlene, long-time bartender at the Smoke Shop in Ballard. This just in from Keri, who works with Darlene:

Attention fans of the Ballard Smoke Shop:

Our beloved Darlene Kaiser is calling it quits after over 25 years!!! She'll be holding down the bar in all her glory this Thursday, Friday & Saturday night, and the her very LAST NIGHT will be Thanksgiving. So if you've ever been dazzled by her beauty, been told a naughty joke, or served the best drink of your life, lightening quick and with a smile, come down and bask in her sunshine one last time!

Feel free to bring cards, and your love… and your thirst.

I will miss you too, Darlene! Love Kelly O
I will miss you too, Darlene! Love Kelly O