The 5 Steps to Watching Televised Thanksgiving Day Parades. Step 1: Get High

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CBS was trying to charge those of us that don't have cable to watch the parade. Fuck that, just Youtube it. Doesn't matter which parade year pops up since they're all the same.

These instructions also work exceptionally well with the opening and closing ceremonies of the Olympics. Yaysss!
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Biggest waste of finite helium that could otherwise be used for really good medical purposes. I hate stupid helium balloons.
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Ha ha. Have you ever watched a parade....on wweeeeeeed? Ha ha ha.
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I've used roughly this same game plan. Next year here we come.