Please Allow Me to Briefly Update You on Our Cat Battle With Portland

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1
Cats shall be banned from Trump's "Restored Amerika!" SIEG HEIL!! All glory to the Fuehrer!!... Wait...is it too soon?
2
I confess. I voted in the Slog poll and I don't live in Seattle. But I'd rather live in Seattle than Portland, if it helps.
3
No.
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And why is this a battle we want to win? Cats? Really?
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Actually, Portland would have beat us, but Seattle has more hipster cats with beards and goatees, so we won.