I Have One Question About the Belgian Police Orgy Story

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2 policewomen wouldn't even fit in my bivvy sack. I say kudos and huzzah.
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Here is another great opportunity for Dan Savage to coin a new phrase: bivouacking. Military uniforms would be optional, of course.
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Popcorn is almost ready! This is gonna be a fun one!
Well, not so fun for those who had the fun sex, they're probably going to get punished.. and humiliated. Sad. Sounds like it was *quite* the party...
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I wanna party with them.
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It's 2015 and we're still talking about adults having sex?
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All the interest in this story only suggests that a lot more people need to have orgies.
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No mention at all of what they're being investigated for, what law was broken. They want to moan that not enough resources were spent hunting terrorists? But nobody has anything better to do than a sex witch hunt?
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I find it interesting that this story is being taken at face value. Two women? Eight men? Twenty men present? "An invitation"?

I'm sitting here hoping it WAS an orgy. That is the best possible spin on the situation.

And that is my one question. Was it an orgy or something much more horrendous?
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I had the same reaction as @8. Sounds like a rape situation to me.
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@8 and @9, that was my thought too.
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@8, 9, 10, because there's no way women would actually want and/or enjoy sex.
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@8

Thank you.
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@13 Oh shut the fuck up, asshole.
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No one is assuming anything.
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Do you know what it's like to be bivouacked?

I don't. But it's one of my 2016 resolutions to find out.
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I'm going to believe that this situation happened exactly as reported, featuring very sexy Belgians, until information to the contrary surfaces.
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They were indoors, so technically not bivvied. It's a cool word nonetheless.

@17, fair enough.
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why crunch the numbers assuming it was hetero sex only ? . in my mind 'orgy' suggests that there may have been all sorts of scenarios involved. i, too, am sticking with the ' very sexy belgians' fantasy until further notice.
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Yeah, it is pretty disheartening to have a question be painted as an assumption.

As for women enjoying sex, I specifically said that I thought an orgy was the best possible scenario.

This world, however, can a dangerous place for women. Interesting that the first three people who thought this might not be sexy sexy time were all women.

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You just like saying "bivouacked".

@13: There's only room for one socially awkward paleontologist on this here web site! (Bonus reasons proving that I am more Ross than you: I am tall and lanky, I have a sister who is obsessive by nature, and I'm going to marry a queer woman.)
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"Do you know what it's like to be bivouacked?"

Someone bivouacked because they were benighted but someone isn't bivouacked.
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In the meantime, pretty much all of the other police officers went home and did sweet fuck all in their off time. The outrage! How dare they sleep or watch TV while the rest of us are incompetently handling this crisis!
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@21, I thought those were all reasons why I'M PERFECT FOR YOU!

...sigh...

(I now return to my respectful unrequited crushing from a distance.)
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@24: kiss kiss etc.
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What's the big deal? Probably happens more often than we know. Hope they had fun and used condoms.
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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Pics or it didn't happen ...