Priceless beauty.

Quick, someone start making some erotic smudge-y pencil drawings to go with these!

they collapsed on the dewy plain moments, or was it hours,later. fully spent, yet oddly renewed, they noticed another stronger breath full of gruff and musk and promise nearby. ' y'all didn't think y'all was all done, did you ?.. y'all ain't finished...yet'.

Clem stroked his long grey beard. His hand was moist with excitement as he watched Terrel and Trig finishing out a ten-foot by four-foot trench. Trig, shirtless and beefy, looked up. His blue eyes shone. "It's so fuckin' hot in here; might as well take our jeans off. Shiiit, it's just us fellas, right??" Clem tilted his head as casually as he could as the men undid their belts.

This is equal parts deeply disturbing and fucking hilarious. You are sick, sick people. Please continue.

"... and after that one last triumphant thrust, Cletus pulled out and erupted all over his backside, like a pent up geyser who'd not blown for decades."

The situation grew tense. Ammon grabbed the shotgun with one hand, and reached over to grab hold of Steven with the other. He drew him in close, their foreheads touching. "I would do anything for a bag of Funyuns" he gasped in a throaty voice. "...Anything."

"I can't do this," Jed cried. "I can't go on , year after year, waiting for a 'peaceful demonstration' so that we can be together!"

Ammon was shocked by the emotional intensity in Jed's voice.

Jed pushed away, breaking from Ammon's warm embrace. With tears audible in Jed's voice, if not yet visible in his eyes, he shouted, "I wish I knew how to quit you!"

Through his tears, Jed saw Ammon's clenched fist. Jed nodded silently, and made his own. The two men made three hammer like motions towards the ground. Ammon's open palm lost to Jed's 2-finger V. They repeated the ceremony, now Ammon's fist crushed Jed's scissors. Sweat glistened on their brows, and Jed trembled with the thought of who was going to break the tie. Jed covered Ammon's rock with his pale paper hand. He kissed Ammon roughly, his tongue exploring the minty peppery mouth laced with flakes of Skoal. Turdbabies. Looks like Ammon was going to be having Jed's turdbabies

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ooops, should have ended with "... this time."

When the tarp is a-creakin' don't come a-peekin'.