You dont have to be a member of the billionaire class to get a piece of that presidential ass.
You don't have to be a member of the billionaire class to get a piece of that presidential ass. Mike Force

In this inaugural episode, Dirty Bernie puts the dirty back in dirty talk—to telephonically satisfy Vanessa from Portland and Timothy from Seattle. Listen in and get off now. And remember, you can't spell "socialism" without a little jism.

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