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In this episode, The Peoples' favorite filthy-mouthed democratic candidate talks dirty with Bill "Plimpton" and self-proclaimed ammosexual Ammon "Mundy."

Mr. Plimpton needs a release after spending a long week on a short leash, and Mundy's lonely (and hangry!) for some telephonic attention after spending a few weeks cooped up in a remote location in eastern Oregon. Tune in, rub one out, and remember: You can't spell "socialism" without a little "jism."

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