I believe this to be the best news Tweet I have ever seen. It is as confounding and magnificent as this painting.

And if you agree with me that the Tweet is impressive (in so. many. ways.), just wait until you read the story. I am pretty sure that the story is fairly clear on who did what to whom and who shall pay, but I was laughing too hard to actually register those facts. Instead, I am still picturing various animals and humans chasing each other around. Oh, and a wine glass is involved.

You are so welcome.