Books May 26, 2009 at 12:48 pm

Fuck a Kanye-Ism In the Eye

Paul Constant
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Is one of the Kanyeisms "MONAY!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOORE MONNAY! gimme gimme gimme gimme."

StillNon on May 26, 2009 at 1:02 PM Report this
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If you go to the dictionary and look for the word Douchebag, Kanye West's picture will be on it.
BrownBear on May 26, 2009 at 1:05 PM Report this
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How does he keep getting more obnoxious?! What kind of self-loathing star-worshiping writer would stoop to ghost write this "book?" Adrian Ryan? Heh.

(Just kidding Adrian! I just can't get over your Natasha Lyonne blowjob interview.)
Carollani on May 26, 2009 at 1:05 PM Report this
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I hope this fucker dies. Painfully.
Rotten666 on May 26, 2009 at 1:06 PM Report this
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Kanyae = African word for "rancid vagina"...
Our Lady Of Guadalupe on May 26, 2009 at 1:16 PM Report this
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Will they publish a book written in all caps?
The Amazing Jim on May 26, 2009 at 1:22 PM Report this
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Gay fish don't read.
Wes in Vegas on May 26, 2009 at 1:23 PM Report this
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LOL Kanye's mom died from complications of plastic surgery which he paid for. Dieing to be thin; dieing to be what she couldn't be.

LOL KANYE YOU'RE MOM WAS A SHALLOW BITCH
StillNon on May 26, 2009 at 1:28 PM Report this
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What a dull, boorish thing to say.
Greg on May 26, 2009 at 1:29 PM Report this
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I don't mind Loveschild, her backwards POV is kind of endearing...but can we please ban StillNon for being an idiot AND boring?
on May 26, 2009 at 1:33 PM Report this
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Kanye West - not exactly an intellectual, but who ever thought he was?

Can't fault him for not reading, though. If I were in his shoes, I'd also be too busy living my life to read books.
seandr on May 26, 2009 at 1:35 PM Report this
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Kanye is the future.
Farts Weird on May 26, 2009 at 1:38 PM Report this
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I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.
Billy in 4C on May 26, 2009 at 1:39 PM Report this
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WHAT...THE...FUCK!?!?! That last block of quotations is just utterly ridiculous. But the guy does have more money now, than I will ever get in my entire lifetime. So I guess we know who won this round. Damn you Kanye!
Lacking Creativity on May 26, 2009 at 1:47 PM Report this
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Been 40 years since Yoko Ono's Grapefruit.

Guess we were due for some artistic narcissism.

http://books.google.com/books?id=3S8Rwr-…
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe on May 26, 2009 at 1:53 PM Report this
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I'd like to see a book give an autograph. This is one dumb fuck who can't see the difference between an object and its creator.
Just the kind of role model poor black kids need too-he may not do drugs or call women whores, but he doesn't need to read to get anywhere. I wonder what his contracts look like?
BakerB on May 26, 2009 at 1:57 PM Report this
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Hey, Kanye West - Fuck You! okay? (-:
Richard Antropus on May 26, 2009 at 2:09 PM Report this
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@16, he better hope his lawyers aren't too busy "talking to people and living real life," huh.
LeslieC on May 26, 2009 at 2:11 PM Report this
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So he's the gold-digger he was singing about??? I am so confused...
Tina on May 26, 2009 at 2:23 PM Report this
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This bozo is straight out of the movie Idiocracy. Can't you just see him as the President?

Somebody give him some more electrolytes.
Fifty-Two-Eighty on May 26, 2009 at 2:30 PM Report this
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@15: Oh, that is priceless! Honestly, do we want to fund the Social Security of the generation that brought us that kind of self-absorbed tripe?
TVDinner on May 26, 2009 at 2:51 PM Report this
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@14 . its a quote. just get it man, cmon. hey you like fish sticks?
fishyfish on May 26, 2009 at 2:54 PM Report this
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What do you get when a G makes an -ism?
on May 26, 2009 at 2:58 PM Report this
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@13
LOLOLOLOLOL
on May 26, 2009 at 3:07 PM Report this
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Has no time to Tweet
Further the myths he tries to break
One glove away from Michael*

*Comment prepared by my personal ghost writer.
Velveteen Robot on May 26, 2009 at 4:42 PM Report this

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