Books Jan 8, 2010 at 4:25 pm

One of the Wrongest Things I've Ever Read

Paul Constant
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Thats brilliant, the Stranger ought to seek out this budding young talent and snatch him right up; I think he'd classy up the joint.
pissy mcslogbot on January 8, 2010 at 4:36 PM Report this
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ever since the first fanfic i read (and that was K-S fanfic), it's almost always true that you're better off never reading it - ever.

even if most of it is about Naruto boy on boy or the Twilight fanfic .... gaack.
Will in Seattle on January 8, 2010 at 4:40 PM Report this
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What, never been with a girl with comfortable nipples?
w7ngman on January 8, 2010 at 4:46 PM Report this
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I've read a bunch of this (and I mean to go back later, it's so wondrous), and my first reaction is that it's by someone for whom English is a second language. (I mean that in a good way, of course!)
Timmytee on January 8, 2010 at 4:47 PM Report this
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ya gotta love when a work has both comfortable nipples and maggots, it's like a fanfic quality assurance seal.
pissy mcslogbot on January 8, 2010 at 4:58 PM Report this
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wow, i'll never watch xmen the same. its like the vids of the asian chicks squeezing out an octopus.
on January 8, 2010 at 5:07 PM Report this
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I guarantee it was written by a Japanese person. "Redful" and the weird use of "comfortable" give it away.
piminnowcheez on January 8, 2010 at 5:08 PM Report this
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I think it was written by that crazy guy in Paprika. Also, I am crying.
teenage eagle on January 8, 2010 at 6:01 PM Report this
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fanfiction.net is a joke in any fandom.

Also, are you sure you haven't been had? There are authors who will mock bad!fic by writing, well, horrible fanfic.
on January 8, 2010 at 6:24 PM Report this
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You can't unread it. You can't unread it. You were right, and I was warned. (And yet, I don't regret the pictures of the kittens. And the commentary almost makes it worth it.)
Arkham on January 8, 2010 at 6:51 PM Report this
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I'm just happy there was a goddamm kitten.
Josh Bomb on January 8, 2010 at 7:04 PM Report this
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Actually, "they were full, pointing upwards and were very comfortable" is kind of an awesome line. I very well may steal it.
Lilting Missive on January 8, 2010 at 7:46 PM Report this
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Did anyone get that he managed to eat her ENTIRE leg in a matter of minutes, cause apparently he also has a super-human stomach size and teeth that work like a school of pirahna.
J-Haxx on January 8, 2010 at 8:06 PM Report this
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Man, I miss godawful.net, a whole site dedicated to such atrocities in fanfiction and fan art.
sloggerette on January 8, 2010 at 8:53 PM Report this
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Them, his eyes hurt after viewing such painful verse.
rexmundane on January 8, 2010 at 9:06 PM Report this
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I thought the story was a nice diversion. Freaky, but nice-freaky. Someone obviously has either a very active and bizarre imagination or very active and bizarre acid trip (or both).
Urgutha Forka on January 8, 2010 at 9:33 PM Report this
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I have not laughed this hard in quite some time. All is not in vain.
on January 9, 2010 at 6:13 AM Report this

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