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Pretentious.
you had me @ skanks.
You can almost hear the steel drums and kinky Reggae when you slurp this sexy take on a Caribbean classic. It takes a little work to harness the flavors, but trust me when I say it’s well worth the time (hint hint)."
As satire, maybe. Like a frat boy version of the Onion's Smoove B, if he were white, and cooked. Judging from his blog, it kinda looks more like How to Turn Your Apartment Into the Downtown Kirkland TGI Friday's.
or even, The Strangers' Charles Mudede.
I was just reading an article this week about how that's a perfectly acceptable closing.
Jeez.
oh speaking of bj's and bets, if you want one I'll give you even odds that I won't bite off your micro-dick just for fun.
Nitpick @3: Smoove does, in fact, cook: http://preview.tinyurl.com/35wkzdf . Never tried any of the recipes, though.
Way to live up to our expectations, Spencer.
Those are the words of a malignantly narcissistic incessant self-googler. At least he has the tiny bit of self-awareness necessary to know that he should lie about it. Shamefully. And then cry about it.