Seriously: Is this a threat or a gift? It is a weird and unsettling thing to find an anonymously savaged book on your desk first thing in the work-week.

The Auditors Code should never be violated. (Click to enlarge.)
  • "The Auditor's Code should never be violated." (Click to enlarge.)

At least it wasn't a Koran, I guess. Two more photos after the jump.

The beginning is conception. Your patients sometimes have a feeling that they are sperms or ovums at the beginning of the track: in Dianetics, this is called the sperm dream.
  • "The beginning is conception. Your patients sometimes have a feeling that they are sperms or ovums at the beginning of the track: in Dianetics, this is called the sperm dream."

Mans primary fight is not with man—that is insanity. Mans primary fight is with those elements which oppress him as a species and bar his thrust toward high goals.
  • "Man's primary fight is not with man—that is insanity. Man's primary fight is with those elements which oppress him as a species and bar his thrust toward high goals."