Worst. Burglars. Ever.

Direct from Htrae, eh?

When I was a kid, someone opened our unlocked car, got into the glovebox, found it empty, and must've been scared off, because when we got back to the car, we found a $5 bill and a pair of sunglasses on the passenger seat. Perhaps our burglar was the father of your burglars?

This ostensibly bungled crime is only one piece of a much, much larger plot. Read yesterday's headlines. Watch the news tomorrow. Connect the dots, people! These aren't bunglers. They're geniuses. Criminal geniuses.

Took them a lot more effort than what I learned on eBay:
Comic books aren't worth shit.

Golf claps, @1.

I bet taking in $80 is their best day for revenue this week.

@9 Let's all head over to Comics Dungeon and buy comics!