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The title Rush Limbaugh's Sexual Habits has a 14.6% chance of being a bestselling title!
Seems a bit high.
2
The title Uncle Tom's Cabin has a 69.0% chance of being a bestselling title!

The title The Criminal History of the Toxic Shoxx Scooter Club has a 10.2% chance of being a bestselling title!
3
The title My God is a Cunty God has a 44.2% chance of being a bestselling title!
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Apparently, any string of random characters will result in a 10.2% score, unless it has certain keywords.

Meaning 10.2% of books are bestsellers. Or this site is a load of crap.
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The title My Balls: A Compleat History has a 10.2% chance of being a bestselling title!

But . . .

The title My Sweaty Balls has a 41.4% chance of being a bestselling title!

Thank you Lulu!
6
Sadly "I Wanna Pee on your Mom" only has a 10.2% chance of being a best seller. But it's better than nothing, right?
7
"Dawneater" has a 35.9 chance of being a bestselling title.

I better finish my novel, then; I like them odds.
8
My upcoming memoir is going to do better than I thought:

The title "Asshole: My Years As A Teenager" has a 10.2% chance of being a bestselling title!
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Masturbating the Holidays Away has a 44.2% chance of being a bestselling title! Unfortunately, there was no way to tell the tool that it will be a picture book, so I think I might not be getting an accurate score.
10
"Lesbo Vampires of Paris" scores a meager 14%. I should stick with masturbation picture books.
11
Look Inside My Poopy Pants, Grandma! also scores 44.2%! I should be working for a publisher.
12
The title Penis has a 59.3% chance of being a bestselling title!
13
Tape Worm Whisperer has a 45% chance of making you vomit.
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@13: Would a tape worm whisperer be someone who talks through their ass?
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Anything with a "figurative" title that is of the "The _ of _ " type automatically scores 69%. For example, my forthcoming book titled "The The of The" has a 69% chance of becoming a bestseller.
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I'd agree with the three examples Constant cited if the chances were of them being READ. I can't imagine a high percentage actually finished those books.
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Interesting -- my erotic romance debut title ALSO has a %69 percent chance of being a bestseller.

Of course it does.

Please wait...

and remember to be decent to everyone
all of the time.

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