Every fall, the inebriates and reprobates at The Stranger put out an issue of advice for college students, and actually, it’s pretty good advice—on everything from what majors to avoid (cough, sociology) to how to come out of the closet (ASAP!). Now the best of our collective wisdom has been assembled in attractive book form, along with tons of new material (some by Lindy West!) and Dan Savage’s college sexytimes advice. Come tonight (after you VOTE), find out why even adults/dropouts will die without this book, and enjoy free beer (while it lasts) and tacos (also free with book purchase). (Elliott Bay Book Company, 1521 10th Ave, 624-6600, 8–10 pm, free)