Hey, Paul, we all know you hate Amazon, so there's really no need to use this otherwise-heartening story to tell us how you feel about Amazon. You spent about 50% of the space talking about their Amazon transgression. Why not just send them a polite note suggesting they consider using a non-Amazon source? That would have the effect of possibly still advancing your viewpoint without making it seem like you're shitting on them.
@3, what makes it bad? It seems infinitely better than most brutalist plop art. Do you find it too pop? I mean, it's not Nelson's Column, or even My Lonesome Cowboy, but something that's a bit comic book-y still seems preferable to another goddamn granite toroid or rough concrete polyhedron.
Five and dime stores were not big by today's Wal-mart standards but they were never small stores.They were typically the size of a good-sized drugstore, and carried much of the same merchandise as a drugstore of today (minus the drugs, of course). Some of them were much larger -- Woolworths was a five and dime. Two that you might remember here in Seattle are Higo's in the ID (an unusual Japanese version, now a art-gift shop) and Meredith's 10 Cent Store in the West Seattle Junction, which shut in the 90s. If you're even older, you might remember Kress or Kresge's (the latter of which morphed into the gigantic K-Mart stores that actually did most of the damage that Wal-mart is typically accused of thirty years earlier).
I was amazed at how small and packed stores can be in Manhattan. It's possible at least that Santoros' shop is the size of a Manhattan 5&dime.....assuming such a thing exists at all.
"She" is not an Elvis Costello song, but rather it was written by Charles Aznavour for the 70's British TV show "Seven Faces of Woman", and became a #1 hit on its own. The version of the song in the Gone Girl trailer was apparently recorded by Richard Butler of the Psychedelic Furs.
Santoro's shop is much smaller than any of these.
But I don't really know.