How to Write a Great Northwest Novel

You Just Need Some Salmon, Some Trees, and Some Cancer


This is such a stupid piece. Bleh. Not one I'm proud of. Too painfully self aware and wanting to impress. Pretty much a piece of shit.
Eh, I like it better than your confession piece from last week. I'm so glad that you no longer teach.
I had a good laugh -- will be helpful to anyone wanting to write a Great Canadian Novel too! Just throw in a few eh's here and there and spell properly for local coloUr!