An Open Letter to Nicholson Baker

Or, a Counterpoint to Checkpoint


Dear Saul,

Anyone who uses the word "thusly" gives away the fact that they could afford the "buy my grades" tuition schedule at the shit ivy-league school you attended.

At least they taught you write, they just forgot to tell you about the the words that scream "I bought my grades"

No worries, you're secret's safe with me