Sometimes a banana is just a banana

(Kudos to anyone who gets that early-season SNL reference,)

Not to steal your thunder or ruin your fun but it might just be a simple jellyfish, as our fair city has an aquarium and the next drone pattern was a whale.

when Needledick
Erupted were viewers
and revelers treated to a
Gross of nocturnal emissions?

well
right
There's
your Proof.

Seattle's missions needs to go back to perusing Walt Disney cartoons for hidden porn.

…. a SPERM whale, presumably.

See things that don't exist. Like your systemic white supremacy.

does The Patriarchy
count? and how
'bout them
Nazis?