NAME YOUR COUNTY!

To the Voters of King County: As you may know, your King County Council is currently at odds on whether our county should be named after William Rufus DeVane King (former gay vice-president slave owner) or Martin Luther King, Jr. (former civil rights activist and heterosexual philanderer). However, since we are a country of choices, we have compiled a list of additional candidates, and would like you to choose which "King" would best represent our county. Send your vote to King County Council, c/o Councilman Larry Gossett, 516 3rd Ave., King County Courthouse, Rm. 1200, Seattle, 98104. And remember -- no matter who we choose, YOU put the "King" in our county.

POTENTIAL CANDIDATES

Burger King County

Billie Jean King County

King Kong County

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King Crimson County

Nat "King" Cole County

Don King County

King's Table County

"The King and I" County

King of Pain County

King Friday the XIII County