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Columns
Nov 18, 1999 at 4:00 am
Who Wants a BEER?
Tom Stevens, a high school senior from Kent, Washington, wanted a beer -- so we gave him one! Be on the lookout for
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Beer Patrol, and if you see us on the street, yell, "Hey! I want a beer!" Who knows? We might just give you one!
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