Damn Dan, what happened the week that you wrote this to make you so cynical?

thanks for doing your research.

Oh Dan... why must you propagate bullshit evolutionary psychology? The reason there are no male stripclubs is not because women aren't attracted to hot bods, but because, for centuries, women who admitted an attraction to hot bods would be branded EVIL!SLUTS!WHORES!
Female sexuality has been shamed in ways male sexuality never was (see: Madonna-whore-complex), therefore we don't have semi-respectable institutions that cater to it. Thankfully, that's changing.

I found the bit on the sex-lives of primates to be very entertaining and educational. However, I don't think a multimillionaire strip club will be very successful, since most multimillionaires are old and, well, old.