As concerned citizens are aware, the U.S. Department of Agriculture's Wildlife Services division is quietly carrying out a plan to gas several thousand geese in the Northwest area. Now it's time for you to decide.
PRO or CON?
1. There are 25,000 resident geese in the Puget Sound area, each of whom dumps up to three pounds of poop daily in and around our lovely lakes, turning them into stinking shitholes of swimmer's itch. Gas 'em.
2. Gassing geese is unpleasant and mean, and whoever supports such a procedure should be charged with murder.
To register your vote, call 323-7101, ext. 3099, after 5:30pm.