SAVAGE LOVE

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*laughing all over the place* Dan, I hope OIS spoke French. (I also kind of hope she didn't, and used this. Because, AMAZING.)

on February 26, 2009 at 1:31 AM

I am a French girl, and the letter is just sooo hilarious!!!

P.S.by the way, why do the Americans believe French girls are all sluts? the Brits are worse!!

on August 26, 2009 at 1:46 PM

I... have no idea what that means. But it sounds damn sexy.

on January 12, 2010 at 2:05 AM

Ha! That final letter was hilarious! Really... wow! Dan do you speak french? If you don't, who wrote that?

"prendront une bonne douche bien chaude car si je veux goêter un fromage français, je peux très bien aller à la crémerie du coin. " PURE GOLD!

Gaby on January 14, 2010 at 1:25 AM

I put it into google translate and promptly shot tea out my nose.

BedlamBabe on February 15, 2011 at 2:24 PM

That was hilarious! As a Frenchie here I can tell you that while the spelling is atrocious, any French person would understand what this means, choke on their drink, laugh for 5 minutes and then end up at her hotel faster than they can teleport.

Biev on November 8, 2012 at 9:29 AM

OMG, I forgot more than half of the French I learned in school, but the letter was still hilarious. I am sure I missed some sexual double meanings and explicit words.

BTW, thanks Dan, for filling my English vocabulary with new words
(not only the ones you created, but also all the other sexual oncs, I was not aware of, since English is not my mother tongue, and no one teaches you the term "giving head" in school)

J_Sunrise on August 19, 2013 at 3:11 PM