Thanks for the enlightened reading.It has highlighted my evening, nothing like listening to the Independents and taking in an eye ball full of shit talk to relax me, and remind me just how interesting and fucked up people are!
Answer to Phil in Philly's question: I've heard "rainbow kiss" used to describe period oral sex. Urban Dictionary describes it as a hetero pair 69ing during menstruation and snowballing.
(Ahh, the joy of re-reading old columns while I have insomnia.)
I feel compelled to point out that showering in no way is known to make rimming a "whole lot safer." You reduce your intake of poop for sure, but you're still eating poop. Since people get sick and die every day from traces of poop in their burgers, vegetables, on a door knob from someone who didn't wash well leaving a rest room an hour before, well--even a scrubbed ass can pass on the same illnesses as a shitburger.
(Ahh, the joy of re-reading old columns while I have insomnia.)
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