The Stranger
EverOut
Portland Mercury
Savage Love
Bold Type Tickets
Slog
Savage Love
Slog AM/PM
News
Arts
Music
Weed
Stranger Suggests
Food & Drink
Top Events Today and This Week
Live Music
•
Arts
•
Food
•
& More!
Support The Stranger
Masthead
Ad Info & Rates
Jobs at The Stranger
Contact
Privacy Policy
Terms of Use
Takedown Policy
Find The Stranger Near You
Subscribe to The Stranger in Print
Log In
Sign Up
All contents © Noisy Creek, Inc.
800 Maynard Ave S, Suite 200, Seattle, WA 98134
🌎 Our 2025 Climate Issue 🔥
News
Arts & Culture
Columns
Sep 20, 2001 at 4:00 am
Grab Bag
Tags:
Columns
Department of Columns
More In Columns
Turkey Run
Donut Forget That I Love You
Fuck You, Grinch
Quickies
Inbox Jukebox
Stranger Suggests: Â Generifus, Medieval Women's Choir,
The Muppet Christmas Carol
, Robin Wall Kimmerer, Bait Shop 12-Year Bday Bash
Editors' Picks
What a Year of Lockdown Tells Us About the Nature of Human Time
What Will They Do with His Garden?
The Stranger’s Endorsements for the November 5, 2024 General Election
Chris Cornell Interview, Extended Version
Council Delivers on Promise Not to Please Everyone in Budget
From Grief to Action
Popular Articles
The Mystery of the Four Bobs
Out and About
The Legend of the Ninety-Nine Lawsuits
The Abortion Haven in the Mountain West
Bad Apples
Stranger Suggests: Betty Wetter's Blue Xmas, A Massive Seance, Green Lake Pathway of Lights, Emmett Montgomery's Sugar Plum Gary, Eggnog
A White Man’s Burden Is Everyone Else’s