FRONT OF BOOK Letters: See News.... Last Days: Didn't read.... NEWS I find it odd that The Stranger has chosen to take its competitor, the Seattle Weekly, to task on inaccuracies in one of the Weekly's stories (and rather severely so) the very same week that The Stranger's letters section contains a correction apologizing for its own stunning blunder in last week's issue. Once again The Stranger's editors seem ignorant of the fact that they reside in a rather large glass house even as they continually lob stones at their opponents.... SHORT FEATURE See Feature.... FEATURE Due to its subject matter (the monorail--surprise, surprise), I was unable to muster both the interest and energy to read both the feature and short feature in their entireties. I suspect most of The Stranger's readers will find themselves in the same position.... FILM The Movie Review Revue is a welcome new feature for the paper. Perhaps now The Stranger will give the cinematic arts proper coverage?.... BOOKS Didn't read.... ART Skimmed.... THEATER The promotion of David Schmader to performance editor is perhaps the smartest move The Stranger has made under Dan Savage's inept tenure as "editor".... CHOW Didn't read.... MUSIC Three fairly smart, well-written articles that are unfortunately soiled by two rather self-obsessed, long-winded pieces by Sean Nelson and Bradley Steinbacher. Perhaps Nelson and Steinbacher should start their own publication entitled Dimwitted Pomposity?.... ETC. It's My Party: Didn't read.... Celeb I Saw U: Too gay.... I Love TV: Didn't read.... Savage Love: Didn't read.... Obits: Didn't read.