That Katie sounds like a fucking ingrate bitch. Even though she got her magic wand (boo! hiss!) that she threw such a hussy fit about, at least it was provided to her by someone else and you didn't have to pay for and send it to her yourself in lieu of the principle of the matter - that she's a rude BITCH!
I hope everyone else in the world wants to NOT fuck Katie as much as I don't, and that she will only be getting pleasure from her ill-gotten wand for a long, long time. She is probably as horribly selfish in bed as she is in person.