FRONT OF BOOK Letters: Miraculously, a full page of letters for a second week in a row. Even more miraculous: a second week with nary an Eli Sanders AIDS article mention.... Last Days: Splendid. Absolutely splendid.... NEWS A scattershot section this week, though I am mildly surprised that The Stranger's news department was able to pull its head out of its derrière and cover late-turning election results.... FEATURE A feature package called "Losers." Once again The Stranger offers a cheery, warmhearted, and encouraging bundle of articles for its readers. Is it any wonder the complaint charged most often to the paper is that it is "too mean"?.... BOOKS Do people read this section? If so, I feel sorry for them.... ART Insightful and well written. Emily Hall may be the paper's sharpest critic.... FOOD Didn't read.... MUSIC Skimmed.... FILM Two lengthy, thickheaded reviews by Bradley Steinbacher.... ETC. In Arts News: Didn't read.... Nightstand: Didn't read.... Live Wire: Useful and entertaining, as it is every week.... Drunk by Noon: Like nearly every other Stranger writer, Nate Lippens manages to insert some complaints about his love life (or lack thereof) into his column, all but assuring a bored readership.... The Truth: Impenetrable.... Underage: Finally, a column by Megan Seling that doesn't use (and abuse) the rather offensive word "retarded".... Data Breaker: Didn't read.... The Score: Didn't read.... Some Candy Talking: Didn't read.... Savage Love: The bulk of this week's column is devoted to pubic hair, a topic every human can identify with (on some level) but very few will find interesting, no matter what "advice" Savage offers on the topic.... I Love TV: Speaking of pubic hair.... Control Tower: Didn't read.... Celebrity I Saw U: Too gay....