To the dirty slut who fucked my husband: Did you think he would choose you? You're a nasty, white-trash whore who would FUCK another woman's man. He used you... you were nothing but a hole, a home wrecker from hell—explains the fire crotch! Yep, I'll forgive him (all men are pigs) but I'll never forget you. Believe me, Seattle's going to know what a desperate, dirty, slutty hag you are. Even your cute little niece. Oh, she's about the same age as my son with a HOT, HOT father and soon to be "cheated on" mother. THAT'S RIGHT, I'm going to do to your family what you did to mine. Because you're too FUCKED up to keep a man, I'm going to spend the rest of my time pursuing your HOT, HOT brother. And once he gets a taste of this nectar, you can explain to his wife (your sister-in-law) why she's sitting at home alone—ALL BECAUSE YOU FUCKED A MARRIED MAN. Oh, and once (or if) you find love, I'll be right there to take him too! I hope you enjoy life as a dirty spinster.

—Anonymous