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Lover, know that you will always be the only one for me, but I need to ask you to wax or shave for me. And it's not for the reason you might expect. Yes, it's nice to feel smooth skin on skin. But what motivates me to write this missive into oblivion is the fact that I have to see your underwear when I do the laundry. I'm afraid that you need to remove the hairs from your inner butt cheeks in order to ensure that your underwear does not become streaked. Men's underwear is available in many colors, but let's face it, the vast majority of it is white. I don't mind a little color to mix it up now and then, but a classic sexy look that is hot (when clean) is men's white briefs. A word to the wise: White briefs and shit-coated butt hairs are not a good mix. So honey, do it for me. I love you, but I don't want to see your streaks. Wax those cheeks.