This goes out to the asshole judge who gave the Easter Bunny a 5 at the Stranger Gong Show last week. You wouldn't know talent if it crawled up your ass and died like your many gerbil victims. Way to totally screw over one of the most kick-ass mythical creatures there is. What are you going to do for an encore, kick a leprechaun in the nuts? (That would actually be kinda cool, 'cause those guys are dicks). But why you gotta mess with the bunny? Sure, it's supposed to be all in good fun, but did you ever think that maybe $100 is a lot of money for someone who only gets paid with the hopes and dreams of children? Enjoy your chocolate, fucker, 'cause it's the last you're getting.