I once hosteled around Europe with a pro-dom friend of mine who occasionally told people about her line of work. While she got asked the "why?" questions, people looked at me as if I was nuts; as if a dominatrix couldn't have any normal friends. (Uh, who are non-professionally kinky.)
Needless to say, I rapidly grew tired of the "does she make you...?" questions. (What part of "friend" were they not understanding?)
What is the big deal? Yeah, a heck of a lot of people are curious/titillated/amused by/ignorant about BDSM and will ask you 'dumb' questions in a social conversation. If that annoys you, um, don't introduce yourself as a dominatrix!
I agree with Ursula on Mistress Matisse only producing two types of columns, which tends to get very repetitive. Leading such an exciting life and clearly possessing a talent for writing, I am sure she could provide us with more interesting musings...
A very entertaining and informative column, composed of no-doubt true anecdotes. Though I can't help but wonder how many of these same people composed in their heads a short list of, "10 Things Not to Say to Me in First-Meet Social Situations," at the top of which is having someone introduce themselves as, "Mistress or Master Anybody"- then to be judged in turn for their only naturally curious, albeit awkward or unintentionally thoughtless response. While it wouldn't provide fodder for future columns, maybe if you held off on that potentially charged aspect of your life until people weren't strangers, then you wouldn't find yourself so frequently subjected to comments you obviously find so tiresome, from people otherwise trying to work with that unasked-for piece of your life, to which you have opened the door in just the first five minutes of a social situation.
Want BDSM advice? Read the column in the Sinner. The Sinner may be 95% paranoid rantings, but they do have an actual educational BDSM column every month.
couldn't agree more with you ursula and and whatever. it would be grand if there was some actual information in this column for once instead of the usual mixture of thinly veiled braggadocio and whining.
I don't know what you peopel are talking about, matisse writes about SM stuff and how-to all the time. but I personally like the snarky ones. I work at a call center so I get stupid phone calls too.
It seems to me the really annoying part would be discovering that these folks can't get beyond the job description long enough to realize that you may actually have other interests than just BDSM. I realize it's a big part of your lifestyle. But c'mon, people! I'm a teacher, but you think I want to talk about kids all the time?!
All professionals have this problem. People like to use social settings to get free services. They want architects to give them free advice on their kitchen remodels. They want information from doctors about their random ailments. Even bus drivers get asked the same questions over and over again. "Don't you get bored driving the same route all day?" No, but I do get bored answering that question over and over.
Well Matisse, look at it this way. You make $250 a shot to urinate on other people. The rest of us slave away at a 1/10th of that getting urinated on by The Man. You've got the better deal.
How about a column, "10 Things You CAN Say to Me When We Meet?" If you have a name like Mistress Matisse, you're a pro dom, and you have a newspaper column, you're going to be asked the same questions all the time, because these are all unusual things in the lives of most people. I'm sorry that's tedious for you, but you need to adapt or conceal. People are just curious, not (not most of them, anyway) idiotic. I have an unusual name, and have been getting one of four reactions my entire life. Sure, it gets old. Smile and be gracious. I think outrider's remarks about professionals always getting the same questions is right on the mark. Try to be a little less sensitive. And seriously, I really would like to know what you would consider acceptable responses or questions when people find out what your job is.
Maybe you're getting a little burned out. After all, being an open Mistress in this day and age must be pretty stressful - since you can't time travel 50 years into the future, you may be in need of a new approach or perspective.
10 Things You Should Know about Free / Barter Service from a Pro.
10. Trade off your wifes comix collection!
9. "No you can't have my silver, bitch."
8. "Yes, even that little spoon! Damn!"
7. Got a real carpet cleaning rig? You're in.
6. No tech support, dipshit.
5. Side of beef *if* you've got the fridge to go with it.
4. Wigs man wigs.
3. Antiques. Pro's LOVE antiques.
2. Affection, Caring, Charm & Booze.
1. And the failsafe: Hockey Tickets.
it's true that a LOT of Matisse's columns fall back on the "look what stupid things people say to me". I think I've had my fill of stupid human tricks.....
Yeesh- can't believe the trolls aren't getting that "Mistress Matisse" is her pen-name for the column and for work, so she's not writing her real name in the column, but of course she doesn't introduce herself that way socially! If I write that I'd introduce myself as: "Hi, I'm firelizard19." would you really think I use my screen-name all the time in real life? No! Duh! Just sub in (her real name here) for Mistress Matisse. I can't believe people are this stupid, but it is the interwebs. And yes, I know this is old, but the stupid hurt my brain.
Needless to say, I rapidly grew tired of the "does she make you...?" questions. (What part of "friend" were they not understanding?)
10. Trade off your wifes comix collection!
9. "No you can't have my silver, bitch."
8. "Yes, even that little spoon! Damn!"
7. Got a real carpet cleaning rig? You're in.
6. No tech support, dipshit.
5. Side of beef *if* you've got the fridge to go with it.
4. Wigs man wigs.
3. Antiques. Pro's LOVE antiques.
2. Affection, Caring, Charm & Booze.
1. And the failsafe: Hockey Tickets.