Columns Apr 23, 2009 at 4:00 am

I Have Nothing to Say to You

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As for your comments on Barbra, you're an idiot.
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Based upon your juvenile remarks regarding Ms. Streisand, I won't bother to read any more articles on this site. I guess you must be quite jealous that a 67 year old woman makes more money n 90 minutes of singing than you will ever see in your lifetime.
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Streisand hasn't had plastic surgery!!! She's one of the few over-60 celebrities who's pretty au natural. She had a "neck procedure" in 2004. But that's it, guy. The Streisand concert does feature a few "digital touchup" shots --- but so does Mariah Carey's! And Mariah is still in her 30s.
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P.S. The biggest complaint I have about people online who "hate" Streisand is that they never articulate WHY. Hate the sound of her singing voice? Fine. She's not for everyone. Hate her looks? Well, that says a lot about you. Hate her music? Fine, show tunes and standards aren't everyone's cup of tea. Hate her politics? That's a whole other discussion, and says a lot about people who cannot separate art and singing from political statements. (How do you ever get along with inlaws??)

But most of the time people who "hate" Streisand talk about (a) her nose, or (b) how ugly she is.

Congratulations! Today you gave us "367 years old" (Streisand is 67, born in 1942), and "WORST plastic surgery ever", which I covered in my previous post.

"WORST plastic surgery ever" should be directed at Joan Van Ark, not Barbra Streisand.

People who need People ....
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Haha, you pissed off Streisand fans. Funniest comments ever. Betcha never thought this particular demographic could cause you to watch your back on the street.
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Streisand fans read this column. WTF?
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Yeah, lay off Steven Humphrey Streisand fans. As for your claims that he's "juvenile" and shallow-Duh! That's what makes the column funny.
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You are not worthy or qualified to lick the soles of Barbra's Stuart Weitzman pumps. Remember: she will always be more talented, richer, prettier, and infinitely more loved than you will ever be!
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I'm drunk!
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As always people just can't let go of the past,not that I've ever cared for Streisand,but her time is done and you true fans should quietly allow her to die now. yours truly, the present
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Legends never die, you big dope!

Albar
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Streisand was the beginning of the death of music. she is truly awful.
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FUCK STREISAND THAT UGLY HAG BITCH!!!

This article rocks.

FUCK HER!! KICK HER IN HER DRY OLD ROTTED OUT CUNT! OI!
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all these commenters are barbara streisand incognito!

EVEN ME!
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Uhm... when I read this it sounded to me like this dude likes Streisand and is trying (using humor) to convince other people to give her a listen, even though those other people "hate" her. It's interesting how very, very differently people can interpret things.
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"FUCK Barbara Streisand. And FUCK YOU!"

Joan Cusak, in "In & Out."
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Well done sir!

This is what the innerwebs are all about.

I tried but couldn’t get thru reading your dreck article – but you did such a smashing job eliciting angry comments that I went back and actually read three lines.

Viva le snark

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