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Feh, you and your fear of girl bits...
It's made for internal use as an oral or douche laxative, is tasteless, odorless, and smoother than most veggie oils. It's virtually hypo-allergenic. Also, it's VERY inexpensive, and works well for massage. It does not dry out, but does get absorbed a little. Just add a dab more. Did I mention it's tasteless and odorless...?
It's easy to apply, via a plastic squeeze bottle.
It's not recommended for comdom use, but is less destructive than veggie oils, and works great with toys. Once again, it's made for internal use. It's also easier for clean-up, as you may desire.
Hope this helps.
Love ya Dan!
I used to put vaseline on my nose when I had a cold (tmi?) until my friend the ENT told me to stop because of the danger of lipid pneumonia.
ok, ok so your private parts aren't part of the breathing apparatus, so it might be perfectly fine. But still. Eugh.
Oh yes, honey, and it's just Faaaaabulous!
Now, it is a vegetable oil, and takes a little cleanup, maybe a little soap. But, dude, when men fuck it's MESSY. At the very least there's cum involved, which can wind up just about anywhere, and would you want it any other way? Cleanup, whatever it takes, is, as Dan would put it, part of the price of admission.
Bonus: It abbreviates as "coc. oil"
Bisous from France!
:0)
My only complaint is that it doesn't adhere to toys very well.
... Oh, and vaginal juices aren't to be afraid of .. although I prefer guys I've had a couple of girlfriends over the years and have caught myself musing on the convenience of a self-lubricating hole .. "it's almost like they were designed for the purpose .."
One more thing. The guy who invented petroleum jelly ate a TABLESPOON of the stuff EVERY DAY, and lived to nearly 100 y/o.
Now, talk about "self-lubricating"...
(Sorry ladies, it's GAY DAY!)
So far, so good...
I have tried other products, but these do it for me...
Peace
All I can say to that is: 'Santorum, EEEWWWWWWW!!!'
:)
@12: ENT told you you'd get lipoid pneumonia from vaseline ON your nose? You'd have to get it IN your nose, then it'd have to slide all the way down into your larynx and you not cough it up, and get into the air sacs deep in your lungs. If you're constantly high or have trouble swallowing, sure, avoid mineral oil laxatives by mouth, but vaseline on your nose is harmless. I woulda died from epistaxis skiing in Co. if I hadn't slathered my nostrils with it. It's like saying not to use gas in your car because you could burn your eyes with it.
Poly still takes time (and sometimes effort) to get comfortable with, and it definitely takes people who are prepared to chill out and take things slow. Oh, and poly dating is no different to mono dating: Two months to a 'marriage' type relationship is WAY too quick.
If you wanna give it another shot, try to find a couple you click with and date them. Give it time, shop around, and keep your expectations reasonable: just like you would searching for a long-term mono relationship. And if you find the perfect mono relationship on the way through? Who cares if poly would have worked for you or not? Go for it and forget the whole thing.
Sadly, you're even more vulnerable if you're either male or gay -- and he's both. I don't know where he lives, but if it's anyplace like where I grew up, that adds another scary level of vulnerability.
Obviously, people need to date based on their hearts and not their fears -- but he hasn't even been introduced yet. Why not seek out someone from the over-18 crowd?
The stuff stings like all fuck when it gets into a cut, too. So, I have no idea why anyone would leap to "LET'S STICK THIS IN YOUR BUM!"
To MINOR: Try it, if it doesn't work due to age difference, break it of gently and nicely observing all camp-fire rules. Then keep in touch. I was the 18 year old college student who had off-and-on makeouts with my 16 high school punk rocker friend.... it's now ten years later and we're getting married in May. We were "just email buddies" for 7 years of that before we reconnected. Two years is no difference at all now. I can't say I planned it at the time, but it goes to show that thinking long-term can work out... *grin* And if nothing else, if you don't promise more than you can give (good advice for any relationship), and observe camp fire rules, you can always stay friends. Friends are good things, even if you don't end up like we did.
"All-Natural Organic" means nothing save from exciting words meant to sell you product. There's nothing else meaningful, scientifically, about those words. Don't be a sucker.
It's possible, of course, that they were trying to turn their 2-person marriage into a 3-person marriage. But I'm not entirely certain that's what he meant.
nice. I love a leisurely spit roasting, especially if I'm the meat
Keep up the good work! You rock!!
All those people recommending that Yes! lube... huh, I find it goes watery and then dries up in about a minute. I'm not going to buy any more. For girl-type lube, I prefer Sylk (natural kiwifruit extracts), or Probe (the thick one's good for butts too).
Seriously - I've tried about twenty different kinds of lube and this knocks 'em all out.
A little pussy would be nice for us hetro boys. All this 3way talk is exciting, but alas, I prefer a pussy to be involved in my 3ways. That is, I think I prefer pussy to be involved in my 3ways, but since I've never been in one and don't enjoy anyones penis but my own, I'm not totally sure.
They aren't LATEX condom-safe. Haven't you heard of polyurethane condoms. (Though the lefties would probably want to tax them.)
Dude - the podcast this week was a heterofest. I think he was making the written column a fagfest to balance it out for people like me who tire of pussy talk :P
That being said, what happpened to all the fun, kinky, fetishy podcasts and columns? I miss those :)
Men, women, furries, diapers, meat hooks, sounds, whatever. Can't we all just tolerate each other?
Oh, yes, free speech, right. That's true. You can write whatever you like, or dislike. But you're equally free to lose my respect.
Dan--great column! I'll try all the lubes.
Michael
My dad was a great dad, always interested in me, caring and supportive.
My mom was great too. But I was the ass hole in the family. Mothers and daughters in conflict is common is all kinds of families.
My mother and father are gay. My dad passed away when I was twelve and my mom is now married to a wonderful woman who treats me like one of her own.
And my mom and I are great friends now, that I've finally grown up.
My point? I don't have one. Just some people do get to be happy.
The "boy" will be a "man" in less than 12 months and fooling around now can cost you. How would you like a lifetime of being a registered sex offender? STAY THE FUCK AWAY! His dick isn't worth it.
I prefer the booty formula, it works well for anal and vaginal. Also, there isn't any sugar in it, so it won't encourage yeast infections. yay!