Columns Oct 8, 2009 at 4:00 am

I Didn't Know, OKAY?!?

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1
Steven Humphry- I think your article sucks. First off- your bisexual (see paragraph 1)- second- you're an adulterer. Stealing wives? and Husbands? your sick. Third- you can't impregnate the shit out of anyone. its one sperm per one egg. so all the woman u supposedly slept with and had bastard kids with were created by one sperm and one egg.
It is however to be pregnant and not have symptoms of pregnancy. Are you a DR? Do you have a degree in the medical profession? ARE YOU A WOMAN? NO! Your a Man- and a lousy writer.
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@1

I'm not sure if I should if I should e-bitchslap you for the fact that you don't seem to understand the difference between "your" (possessive) and "you're" (conjunction of "you" and "are"), or for your obvious failure of grasping the concept of sarcasm. Get a grip. Also, there is one obvious "symptom" of pregnancy that every woman gets: being full of fetus.
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I wouldn't exactly call this a new show. It's been on for quite awhile now. I suppose "relatively new" would work.

@2

You have a very obvious grammatical error in your first sentence. It doesn't appear to be on purpose (unless you're going for a Foghorn Leghorn sort of feel). I agree with your entire post but if you're going to "e-bitchslap" someone for their grammar, make sure you double check your comment before posting.

@1

Your A Idiot
4
Goddamn there are some dumb motherfuckers who comment on this site.

#1 - seriously?
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off topic, but I've been looking at that ad on the right for ages now exhorting me to buy tickets for Hump!5 and I don't know what that is, but damn! if those two ugly guys are going to be putting on a show or something, I don't WANT to know what it is!
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TLC ran a "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" marathon....on Father's Day. Hilarious.
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Is there anyone who still reads this tired column? I don't know why I ever expect to find something more than Humphrey's unvarying juvenile schlock. Was he grandfathered in by a Stranger founder or something? I just can't imagine why such awful writing would be allowed in every single issue.
8
Ha ha ha ha! It's 'cuz he's the editor!

@3 --> it's "AN" idiot...

I love this article.
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I know a girl who wasn't fat or stupid or amish or comatose that didnt know she was pregnant. if you smoke, sometimes you continue to have light periods throughout a pregnancy, and she was pretty active so she only gained like 5-10lbs, which she wrote off as the freshman 15. really great kid, though, super smart.
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foghorn leghorn say, "you should not, aah say you should not smoke when you're pregnant" even if you don't know
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Ok, I thought the blog was really funny. And it seems like most of the people who commented didn't because they don't understand sarcasm, satire, and wit.
Also, @8, I think @3 wrote "A Idiot" on purpose. Notice the whole sentence is grammatically incorrect. Once again, understand sarcasm people!!!!

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