Ug. I miss David.

cruelty to a fish? christ. if he had just swallowed it whole it wouldn't have been a charge?

im headed to my kitchen right now to follow up on some cruelty to chicken and cruelty to beef.

Is there some reason why Lindy can't sub? You're killing me here.

Worst. Last Days. Ever. David, please come back.

yup. this 'last days' didn't read so well. not enough hate. good ol hate.

I enjoyed it Ann Romano

I thought it was just fine Ann, don't let them get you down.

Dear Stranger,

Isn't Last Days supposed to be a humorous column?

If you could assign it to someone who could once again make it so, that would be super.

And if you must yammer about Jen and John and his pendulant appendage, at least have the good taste to include a candid photo of said manhood. We prefer loose, conttony gym shorts.

I stopped reading when she used the word 'hollyweird'.

I thought this was hilarious. Guys, think of her as a wacky substitute teacher filling in for your normal wacky teacher. Wackiness variety is fun!

@4

Sadly, it's not actually the worst, it's an improvement over the last time subbing, which consisted pretty much entirely of jealous diatribes against celebrities which were so long-winded that there wasn't even enough room for anything but "Nothing happened today" on many days.