I got confused with all the first and second person tense shifts. Best I can tell, someone that possibly shares a vagina, and is totally hot, loaned her chemo money to the Valentine's Day rapist, jerked off on a mannequin, and now her baby could have swine flu? Wait, how did the SS Uniform Guy get into another I, Anonymous?
what about the guy beating off while driving? I think it is a sport that most men will deny they do as they secretly blow their load when they see some broads face or poofta's ass they would like to see it dripping from. HA!
As I remember, you were pretty handy with a knife.
Thanks for your great work this year. Any chance we could get a look at your picture?